pairings where they “hate” each other but would be devastated if anything happened to one another aRE MY FUCKING WEAKNESS
when you close out of the wrong tab
*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me
hey look a $20 bill
Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once
do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction
The Beatles owe soooooo much to teenage girls for their success like i’m pretty sure it was teenage girls who were screaming and fainting at shows and buying all those records and not old ponytailed dudes or moody teen boys with bad hair? and somehow everyone forgets that when they’re yelling about “real music” and putting down teen girls for the performers they get excited about. like whatever. I see you.